I'm not sure if the lights are different in England than in China. But in England, there was no warning in the package is, "No this goal in my mouth." One day an Indian friend and I were watching TV at home and talk about the warning. He told me that he read a book and knew the exact cause. Now, if you would put the light bulb in his mouth. I was angry with his kind of faith in the book and the joke as an idiot and stupid. He said I cannot read the book in English. I went home found with the fury of a strong and common light bulb and used to think on the bed. To prove the innocence of the Indian friend and show the special spirit of a scientist, I decided to seek the truth of the facts and have me try. Of course I have security measures; I bought a boiling point of oil that could leak out the lamp when it was made ready.
Everything is ready; I have slipped the lamp on the side of his mouth, then into the mouth just within 1 second. I laughed at my friend as a bookworm in my head.
Then I moved the lamp just a bit outside. And yes, I happily opened my mouth and did my best. Oh my God, it was really stuck. I have half the oil in the mouth and want to get the bulb. Unfortunately, most of them went in my stomach.
In this predicament, I can only ask for help. But how can I talk with a big mouth? So I wrote a letter and asked my neighbors for help. The old lady was shocked and shouted: "What's wrong with you"
I wrote a note: "Please call me a taxi and tell the driver to take me to the hospital." He looked at the ticket for half a minute, and then laughed his head.
The taxi came 15 minutes later. The drive tipped his cap and was always laughing. Your mouth is too small, I'm ok, you see my big mouth "His mouth very big, I was still worried about him, and I wanted to tell him not to try it, but I cannot say all the words with the bulb in my mouth, behind the mirror, I seemed to keep a goldfish in his mouth.
In the hospital, accused the sister have lost their time and willing to take me in line for two hours. These patients were giggling at me, it seemed that all won. In this way, this stupid thing would be a little "helpful.
The doctor put the swab from my mouth and broke the bulb and moved piece by piece. My mouth was swollen like sausages. I promised not to make such a stupid thing, and would tell my story but a warning.
What a poor man!
